Those Germans...

Those Germans...
Updated: 11:55 a.m. ET March 10, 2007
BERLIN - A 43-year-old German decided to settle his imminent divorce by chain sawing a family home in two and making off with his half in a forklift truck.

Police in the eastern town of Sonneberg said on Friday the trained mason measured the single-story summer house — which was some 8 meters (26 feet) long and 6 meters wide — before chain sawing through the wooden roof and walls.

"The man said he was just taking his due," said a police spokesman. "But I don't think his wife was too pleased."

After finishing the job, the man picked up his half with the forklift truck and drove to his brother's house, where he has since been staying.

# Posté le dimanche 11 mars 2007 11:50

Modifié le mardi 22 mai 2007 21:30

Ken and Barbie

Ken and Barbie
A guys walks into a toy store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter. He looks around at the prices ...

Stewerdess Barbie: $24.99
Nurse Barbie: $24.99
Cheerleader Barbie: $24.99
Bikini Barbie: $24.99

.... and so on and so on.

He then stumbles on one that cost $599.99. He couldn't believe his eyes. Anyway, he asked one of the store clerks on why this Barbie was so expensive?

The toy clerk responded with, "Oh, that's Divorced Barbie."

The man asks, "But why is it so expensive? It looks just like all the other Barbies."

The toy clerk says, "Well, it's simple really. She's divorced, so she comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat and Ken's motorbike!"
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# Posté le dimanche 11 mars 2007 11:48

Modifié le mardi 22 mai 2007 21:30

ambiguous ponderings

Sometimes people don't realise what they're doing, and are convinced of their own nearsightedness. But can you really blame them for something they lack? That would be unfair, right? And as long as you've given them fair warning, then you've done your job. Right? But what if that person's foresight affects you too? And as a result, you have to change the way you think and feel? Alexander Pope once said "To err is human; to forgive divine". i can certainly forgive (with the blessing of time) but I remain human in the sense that I feel the full extent of that person's decision. This won't make sense to the vast majority of you.

This song is one of my personal favourites. The lyrics are certainly very poignant, beautifully written, and exceptionally pertinent.

Break, break down, steady breakin' me on down
Break, break down, steady breakin' me on down
Break, break down, steady breakin' me on down
Break, break down, steady breakin' me on down

You called yesterday to basically say
That you care for me but that you're just not in love
Immediately I pretended to be feeling similarly
And led you to believe I was O.K.
To just walk away from the one thing
That's unyielding and sacred to me


Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it
And I'm going to extremes to prove I'm fine without you
But in reality I'm slowly losing my my mind
Underneath the guise of a smile gradually I'm dying inside
Friends ask me how I feel and I lie convincingly
'Cause I don't want to reveal the fact that I'm suffering
So I wear my disguise 'til I go home at night
And turn down all the lights and then break down and cry

So what do you do when somebody you're devoted to
Suddenly just stops loving you and it seems they haven't got a
clue
Of the pain that rejection is putting you through
Do you cling to your pride and sing "I will survive"
Do you lash out and say "How dare you leave this way"
Do you hold on in vain as they just slip away

Well I guess I'm trying to be nonchalant about it
And I'm going to extremes to prove I'm fine without you
But in reality I'm slowly losing my my mind
Underneath the guise of a smile gradually I'm dying inside
Friends ask me how I feel and I lie convincingly
'Cause I don't want to reveal the fact that I'm suffering
So I wear my disguise 'til I go home at night
And turn down all the lights and then break down and cry

Yeah, c'mon
Yeah, c'mon, c'mon
Break break down
Gotta get control
Roll roll roll along
Steady breakin' me on down
Roll roll roll along
Break break down
Gotta get control
Roll roll roll along
Steady breakin' me on down
Roll roll along

It'll break you down
Only if you let it
Everyday crucial situation wrackin' my mind
Tryin' to break me down
But I won't let it
Forget it
Forget it

I've been feelin' like you're breakin' me down
Kickin' me around
Stressin' me out
I think I better go and get out and let me
Release some stress (stress)

Don't ever wanna feel no pain (pain)
Hoping for the sun
But it looks like rain (rain, rain, rain)
Oh, i just wanna maintain

Yeah, when you feel the pressure's on
But nevertheless
Krayzie won't fall
It's over
It's endin' here, here

Well I guess I'm trying to be
Nonchalant about it
And I'm going to extremes to prove
I'm fine without you
But in reality I'm slowly losing my mind
Underneath the guise of a smile
Gradually I'm dying inside
Friends ask me how I feel
And I lie convincingly
Cause I don't want to reveal
The fact that I'm suffering
So I wear my disguise
Till I go home at night
And turn down all the lights
And then I break down and cry
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# Posté le mardi 06 mars 2007 11:31

Makes you Smile :)

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# Posté le samedi 03 mars 2007 14:33

One Won

Where the grass is greener
Published Date: February 07, 2007 in the Kuwait Times
By Sawsan Kazak

I just moved to Kuwait from Canada about five months ago. I started working and I am building a life here. Family, friends, colleagues and even people who meet me for the first time are surprised by the fact that I was able to adapt and actually enjoy living here. Expatriates as well as locals have warned me about the boredom and the lack of freedom I would encounter here because I grew up in Canada, but fortunately for me, my experience has been the complete opposite.
I was born in Kuwait but moved to Montreal at the age of four and lived there for 21 years. Being back and working here, I am able to compare my lifestyle here as opposed to Canada. To start with, the opportunities here are unbelievable. Back in Canada I am a dime a dozen; everyone spoke English and French and the majority of people my age have bachelor's degrees.

In Kuwait on the other hand, I find that the aspects that made me similar to everyone in Canada, make me stand out in Kuwait. This has in turn opened up doors for me and landed me opportunities that I would have never had in Canada.
Besides the opportunities, I find that the lifestyle is much more relaxed. People are not rushing around and are not stressed. When arriving home, I am not greeted with a mailbox full of bills to pay and I don't even get mail here. I find that most people I know have more time for socialising than back home. On average, people here go out more and have more energy to do things after work and on weekends.

Furthermore when compared to Canada, the restaurants, beauty salons and taxis are, in general, cheaper. For a few Dinars you can have a really nice night on the town. Or even, a nice walk along the beach; its free and a great way to spend time with friends and family. (We don't have beaches in Canada. So for me it's still special).

Let's not forget the weather. People who have lived here their whole lives take for granted the weather that they are blessed with. Living in Kuwait, I no longer have to worry about snowstorms, freezing rain and black ice. I no longer have to shovel snow off my front steps in order to be able to leave, or pre-heat and clean my car for 20 minutes just to be able to drive anywhere. The worst that can happen here is a few days of rain, I will take that over any snowstorm, bring it on!

Being a girl in Kuwait, you really feel special. I don't have to pump my own gas or get out of my car to buy something at the corner store; some places even let me cut in line because I'm a girl. Also, because of the attention and incisive flirting, a girl in Kuwait will always feel beautiful.

You could walk downtown Montreal in a bikini and the most attention you will get is a few dirty looks. Whereas here, a girl could be returning from the gym with no make up on, jogging pants and a ponytail and guys will still give attention and attempt to flirt even if they know they will not be successful.

Don't get me wrong, I love Canada and miss it very much; but I can see myself living in Kuwait for a long time. I don't feel deprived of anything, nor do I feel bored. For me, it's a learning experience that I am really enjoying. I might never become a Kuwaiti, but I am a Kuwaiti at heart for life.
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# Posté le mercredi 07 février 2007 08:59